Zombieland is the best comedy of 09. How about that for an introduction? This movie was a gore comedy that was overflowing with both Gore and Comedy. Believe me they did not spare any of the gruesome moments… well one, and the jokes were non stop. It was the perfect length, I dont remember any parts dragging on so the pacing was also just right. Last but not least there is a famous celebrity cameo.
I’m glad Woody H. has a new movie that is going to do well, I am sorry for Michael Cera, because I believe this role was probably made for him. If he didnt take it they told the guy playing the main role (Jessie Eisenberg) “Pretend you’re that guy from Superbad”. But I digress. Zombieland is a good group movie, date movie, mature family movie, or a hey lets see that again, 5 out of 5
KANYE?! What is you doin Kanye? Last night at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards (VMA’s) Kanye West felt obliged to let the world know that he felt Beyonce’s Single Ladies video was the best video of all time… Unfortunately he got that urge right in the middle of Taylor Swifts acceptance speech for winning best female video over Beyonce. For the rest of the night, when the name Kanye was mentioned, all you could hear was boos from the audience.
Minutes later the world responded to Kanye West via twitter, youtube, and all other major forms of social networking. Kanye pissed off the vast majority of his fans. Katy Perry went from hot to cold and tweeted “F*** you Kanye, it’s like you stepped on a kitten”. Pink let her twitter fans know that “Kanye West is the biggest piece of s*** on earth”. And I don’t even want to begin quoting what some of the fans have been saying.
So how does one make up for this kind of embarrassment? Kanye West’s best attempt was to throw up an apology blog on his website… At least he told the world he is sorry for what he did. But I think the true champion of the evening was Beyonce. After winning Video of the year (but somehow lost best female video… but anyway) Beyonce turned over her acceptance speech time to Taylor saying that when she was 17 getting an award for Destiny’s Child it was one of her greatest moments, and she wanted Taylor to have hers… I love you Beyonce, especially now after that great display of class, you are a good woman.
Ye’ I love your music, you are one of the most energetic and creative lyricists that I have on my ipod… But damn if you dont act a fool whenever everyone is looking.
I am back. It’s been a while I know but too many things happened that I didnt get to talk about so no longer could I hide from my keyboard. In other news though, T-Pain has released his own iPhone App called I Am T-Pain. This application lets anyone talk into their iPhone and sound just like T-Pain. The Nappy Boy himself has made it that much easier for two bit rap artists to make platinum records. Following in the example of T-Pain, Coca-Cola will is working on a tutorial video for making Coca-Cola at home. Is this a career suicide attempt?
Haha, regardless the video is a bit funny and you should check out the app. The novelty value alone is worth the download.
After the completion and rehabilitation of his back surgery, fight fans world wide anticipate the return of Tito Ortiz. Slated to fight Mark Coleman as his first fight back, Tito claims his back is feeling better than ever. I am happy to see that one of my two favorite fighters is stepping back into the ring. Coleman is no easy way in but at least he is going back in.
What seems like years of feuding and trash talk between Dana White (UFC President) and Tito Ortiz comes to an end with a contract that boasts enough zero’s to bring home the bad boy. With that said, it’s been a while since Tito’s unfashionable loss to Machida which was his last fight. There is no question “if” he still has it, the question for a guy like Ortiz is how much does he have left. Can he regain his title and dominate the division for 41 months as champion again? Does he have enough fire? Who knows but regardless it will be fun to watch. Welcome home Tito, love you or hate you, we’ve missed you!
Also, give yourself 10 points if you got the joke ; )
In what appears to be his first public statement acknowledging and accepting the blame for his “miss treatment” pun intended, Chris Brown releases a video blog on his website explaining and apologizing for his actions. If you are unfamiliar with the happenings, Chris was arrested for beating Rihanna in his car as she accused him of foul play and began assaulting him. I am glad that Chris is making amends for what happened and hope that he can rehabilitate his image and career. Here’s what he had to say…
Shaq made it onto LL once before, but I bring him back to crown him the NBA’s best dancer. He clearly bested Lebron James and Dwight Howard in this video.
07/20/09 : Just experienced the greatest moment in my internet history. I was watching a TaeKwonDo demo video and my friend Michaela was listening to "Another One Bites the Dust" out loud and the two were in perfect sync for about 2:30. One of those you had to be there things, but we laughed till we cried at how awesome it was.
